Well this should be interesting. Saturday night I am going out with Jessica (Miss Ditzy flirty princess gets drunk totally quickly), Miriah (miss laid back hippie chick) and Amy (I've never met her but supposedly similar to Jessica) and then of course there is me (Miss plain jane). It is going to be very strange. Jess and Miriah are TOTAL opposites. Jess is all look at me look at me and Miriah is just naturally beautiful. I went out with Jess for her birthday and I pretty much vowed to never do it again. The girl can not handle her liquor and she gets really ditsy and loud, let's just say that the highlight of that evening was when she walked around the bar parking lot with her thonged ass for all to see because she has a "nice ass". Miriah is cool but I don't know how she'll be able to handle Jess.

What to wear what to wear. I have to compete with Jess and her Pam Anderson boobs and Britney Spears abs both of which are always on display. And Miriah just is naturally gorgeous with her petiteness and long red hair and green cat eyes. Me, I'm trying to overcompensate for my new lack of hair. I chopped my shoulder length for piecy short hair. I feel boyish. I just bought a gel pushup bra clearanced at victoria secret. Jess calls it a CRISCO bra. Yup, the lard cooking product. I'm thinking my black tank sweater with the keyhole. hmmmm.