The Mexican Player's Guide by:Iva Binplayd

The following are a few simple suggestions on how you to can be a mexican player and mack on all the naive (or so you think) american girls.

#1 Always tell the female(s)that you are interested in just how beautiful they are, feel free to exagerate a lot, it's best to choose bigger girls with low self esteem

#2 Use the word baby (you may also try gorgeous, beautiful, honey, corizon, preciousa, mi amour so on and so forth)after everything you say for example "Anything for you, baby."

#3 Be as cheesily romantic as possible. Make sure to kiss her hand on a frequent basis

#4 Repeat "I'm crazy (pause) I'm crazy(pause) I'm crazy for you.

#5 Ask her to the "park" she'll think you are being romantic and not using some thinly veiled attempt at getting in her pants

#6 Tell her often that she is the only one for you regardless if you just got done flirting with some other female or have another girlfriend or wife (which brings up one of the most important rules)

#7 Neveradmit to having a girlfriend or even being married. Change the subject or if necessary lie. What your girlfriend or wife doesn't know can't hurt her.

#8 Tell her that you are either falling in love with her or are in love with her.

#9 Refer to her as your future wife and tell her exagerated plans for the honeymoon, she's not smart enough to realize that the woman who comes in with your children is your wife.

If for some crazy reason this doesn't work in getting you as much punanny as one casanova can handle... move onto the next girl. They are a dime a dozen.