I am going to be single for the rest of my life. I just have to accept that. Now I'm going to say it out loud. "I AM GOING TO BE SINGLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE." I've even scoped out the "wedding" ring that I am going to buy myself. A plain gold band with a half carat round diamond. It's only $999. Why have I given up on finding someone? Oh let's review the things that I found out in the last two days. Ummm yeah Fernando the guy who I was seriously fooling around with. Ummm yeah he is MARRIED. He slipped when he said that he was going to his wives family for thanksgiving. So I can add mistress to my long list of titles. And Jason the guy that I went out with on Friday who's a good guy who I've been trying to make myself like is Jeremy's good friend. Jeremy aka the guy that I just got over a few months back. Screw guys.